How the Company Views its Employees

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1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
 
Ah, a solid, responsible family man.
 

The family picture is on HER desk.
 
Umm, her family will come before her career.
 

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2. HIS desk is cluttered.
 
He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.
 

HER desk is cluttered.
 
She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain
 

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3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
 
He must be discussing the latest deal
 

SHE is talking with her co-workers.
 
She must be gossiping.
 

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4. HE's not at his desk.
 
He must be at a meeting.
 

SHE's not at her desk.
 
She must be in the ladies' room.
 

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5. HE's not in the office.
 
He's meeting with customers.
 

SHE's not in the office.
 
She must be out shopping.
 

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6. HE's having lunch with the boss.
 
He's on his way up.
 

SHE's having lunch with the boss.
 
They must be having an affair.
 

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7. The boss criticised HIM.
 
He'll improve his performance.
 

The boss criticized HER.
 
She'll be very upset.
 

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8. HE got an unfair deal.
 
Did he get angry?
 

SHE got an unfair deal.
 
Did she cry?
 

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9. HE's getting married.
 
He'll get more settled.
 

SHE's getting married.
 
She'll get pregnant and leave.
 

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10. HE's having a baby.
 
He'll need a raise.
 

SHE's having a baby.
 
She'll cost the company money in maternity benefits.
 

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11. HE's going on a business trip.
 
It's good for his career.
 

SHE's going on a business trip.
 
What does her husband say?
 

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12. HE's leaving for a better job.
 
He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.
 

SHE's leaving for a better job.
 
Women are not dependable.

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great ....

Womens day k din post krte to .................... famouns ho  jate ek h din me boss !!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;)

just kidding :P

 

Nice post

Madhusudan read this forum,

/forum/details.asp?mod_id=134900

Kitna famous hua tha isme, Just Kidding

ha ha ha.....!:)

really yar .......................  kharnaaak post tha.....

 

 

to ye aaj ka post female members k nam

Aaj fir pange karvana hai kya............?

aaj to aapne acha post dala h ....i hope all female as well as male member will like it .

It is very muxh true as well

 

Nice post .....


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