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How newly qualified ca makes 1st client ( humour) !!!

CS,CA F,Numrologi TusharSampat (CS CA F Numerologist Astrologer Graphologist Face reader Vastu Expert)   (85905 Points)

16 April 2013  




CA Student after passing his CA Final Exams
goes to purchase a Property via Broker.

Broker:"How can I help u Sir??"

CA:"I'm an individual&said to be resident
in India in any previous year. I’m interested
to buy a House Property in Mumbai, India."


BROKER:"So u r interested in purchasing a
home for self residence?"


CA:"I already have a Self occupied property
(SOP). Now I just want to purchase a new
House property (Refer Income Tax Act, 1961
for definition) to make it Let-Out Property


Broker: “So Sir u want 2Bhk or more???”

CA: “I’m interested in Land (Refer Indian
Property Act for definition)”


Broker (in anger): “So u want Agricultural
Land or Non-Agricultura -l??”


CA – “By profession, I’m Chartered
Accountant&hold COP issued by ICAI (Set
up under the act of Parliament) so if I buy
Agricultural Land, I wont be able to earn
much income until I do not receive a
certificate u/s 7(12) as per Indian Property
Act, So I’m interested in Non-Agricultura -l


Broker (pissed off): “Sorry Sir! No Land
available in 90 km diameter, u can get it only
near Karjat, Asangoan or even more far.”


CA: “That’s not fair! I think u r hiding records
&not giving true&fair information to ur
clients. I can Sue u for this.”smiley


Broker (????) – “What??? U can check my


CA: “Chal ok! From now onwards, u are my
client&I will Audit ur Books, My Fees will be
Rs.25000+ST (at the rate prescribed)."wink


Broker: $%^?! @ $%? @ #!%blush

CA: “Since u r my 1st Client, I will give u 5%
Commission if u find me more clients. Thank
u, I will start my work from tomorrow.wink


GudBye, See U tomorrow!”devil

 13 Replies


Good 1 Tushar ji..............

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sazzu arshad (nellore) (49 Points)
Replied 16 April 2013

Its really tooooo funny I vil try 2 do like this
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Sathish M (Management Accountant) (40571 Points)
Replied 16 April 2013

He he he he really coooooooool one Tushar...


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Deepak Dargad (Chartered Accountant....)   (9787 Points)
Replied 16 April 2013

Good Techniques to make client ....................Hahahaha..............funny


Thanx For Making me smile........................

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wah!, Kya baat hei..., Nice one Tusharji, Thanks for sharing the smile..:-)
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DEEPA VYAS (CA ) (2039 Points)
Replied 16 April 2013

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Ha ha ha ha.... LOL... Goood one sir...

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Vivek B. Bhinde (Action Creates Energy !!)   (819 Points)
Replied 17 April 2013

Good Technique Sir...smiley

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CS,CA F,Numrologi TusharSampat (CS CA F Numerologist Astrologer Graphologist Face reader Vastu Expert)   (85905 Points)
Replied 17 April 2013

Thank u all for ur comments.....yes

Rahul Balia (CA FINAL STUDENT) (206 Points)
Replied 17 April 2013

Broker:- Taking commision for refering client from Non-Member is not allowed as per Ethics of CA.

Now, Broker rockZ

Replied 19 April 2013

nice one....sirji.........yes

Manikanth (Chartered Accountant) (342 Points)
Replied 19 April 2013

Its too funny conversation

Amrita vyas (chartered accountant) (2600 Points)
Replied 29 April 2013

hahaha.......gud technique..........keep sharingcheeky

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