HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

Humour 2509 views 22 replies

 Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool

 

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1. You can stare at any Girl.......  

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2. You don't have to spend money on her.  

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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.  

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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.  

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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.  

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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bl**dy phone to ring.

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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.   

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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family  life.    

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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters.  No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

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12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.  

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13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

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14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and,  therefore, u'll sin less.  

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15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.  

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16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

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17. No nonstop nonsense.  

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18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.  

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19. No tension.  

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20. You can be "urself"  

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21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....


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Replies (22)

hmm...true

how true........really nice
 

gud

Cool one rajesh.Seems like ur experience has taught you some good things.ha ha..(just kidding)   :)  i really enjoyed reading it...

correct

nice

seems u have been bugged having lotsa girl friends... (kidding)...

gud one... being a girl, gives a small smile at d edge of my lips...

Raju Chach, lagta hai pyar me dhoka khaye ho..........
 

hmmmm

Its correct

U know there is a saying in our state......do not tell True facts openly ......U said it great yar..........

 

gum nahi gar tanha hum hai.

kisi berukhi ke maare hum hai.

 

shikwa mout ka nahi satye jindagi ke hum hai,

ayenge na kabhi kwabon main wada karte hum hai.

 

kuch aur karm karlo tadpa lo mujhko,

pachtaoge din jindagi ke apne kam hai.

 

khus raho apne aehle chaman main,

chhod teri ye bedil duniya ja rahe hum hai.

 

khoye hain wo apne moujo main

mout ka apni matam maana rahe hum hai.

 

Really true

Really Nice.


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