HINDU GODS OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY

        Narada      : Data Transfer

        Brihaspati  : Chief Information Officer

        Chitragupta : Personnel Records

        Yama        : Reorganization Consultant

        Brahma      : Systems installation

        Vishnu      : Tech support

        Shiva       :  Power surge

        Ram         : Hardware Support

        Apsaras     : Downloadable Virus

        Devas       : Programmers

        Surya       : UNIX System Admin

        Lakshmi     : Mgr - Trading Systems

        Krishna     : Chief Technology Consultant

        Rakshasas   : In House Hackers