Hilarous Questions & Ans

Q: Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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Monday is a Weak Day....
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Q: Which is the safest way to see a shark?
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Ans: On Television....
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A FANTASTIC PJ:
Q: What would Baby Corn say To Mom Corn?
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Guess plz....
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He'll ask:
"Where is Pop Corn?"
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Q1) What is it that RAM can do but RAVAN cant?
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A: Wear a T-SHIRT.

Q2) What is it that RAVAN can do but RAM cant?
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A: Group discussion when he is alone.
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Q: Why did Ram Gopal Varma made 'Phoonk'?
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ANS:
Uski Picchli 'AAG' ko bujhaane ke liye....
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Q: What do u call a 800 year old Hanuman Temple ???
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Guess???
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Give it a shot....
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MARUTI 800!!!
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Dharam Paaji subscribed to Hutch. But the hutch network did not follow him.
Why?
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Bcoz the Dog was afraid,
'Kutte! Main tera khoon pee jaunga.'
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Q: Agar Bengali ka phone kat jaaye, to woh kya kahega?
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Socho....
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Kol-Kata.....
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Q: Ek Kaana Ladka kisi ladki ko propose kare to kaunsa song gaayega?
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Ek NAZAR se bhi pyar hota hai, Maine suna hai....
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