Hilarious computer programming in bollywood style

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# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein Pehle tum, pehle tum.

 

# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

 

# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan.

 

# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

 

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

 

# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.

 

# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega mil kar bojh uthana

 

# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno – kaho,kaha – suna,kuch huwa kya? abhee to nahin..

 

# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

 

# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hasti hai..

 

# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai

 

# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

 

# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

 

# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si Na woh samajh sake na hum

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Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh....................

Computer mini graphics

 

Wat a combination of songs n Programming............

 

Superlyk dis 1.......Computer mini graphics

 

The debugger-

 

" Jab koi baat bigad jaye..........

 

Jab koi mushkil pad jaye............

 

Tum dena saath mera ........O hamnawaz."

 

 

Thanx Sir 4 Sharing.........

 

 

 

COMPUTER WORDS == FILMS


# ESC : NO DO GYARA
 

# F1 : GUIDE
 

# UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
 

# SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA
 

# SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
 

# ALT+CNTR+DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
 

# HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI
 

# RAM : KORA KAGAZ
 

# C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA

Sirjiiiii lagta hai bahut khush khush mood mo ho........very funny post......yes

Originally posted by : TusharSampatM.Com CA,CS-FINAL

Sirjiiiii lagta hai bahut khush khush mood mo ho........very funny post......


Work pressure released a bit with passing of 31st March (Financial year closure).

Good one............
Originally posted by : DEEPA VYAS
Good one............

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