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Have a Positive attitude

shruti

shruti (job) (127 Points)

20 November 2009  

       1. When your boss says - "You have screwed up this module"

 

   Smile - it means "the other modules were good"

 

  2. When your boss says - "I am not going to let you go early today    evening"

 

Smile - It means "you can come late tomorrow"

 

 3. When your boss says - "Do the documentation"

 

Smile - it means "Relax dude, you've done enough of coding, time to give your brains a break"

 

4. When your boss says - "You do nothing but just surf the internet"

 

Smile - it means "Dude, now I know where all that knowledge comes from"

 

5. When your boss says - "Do you come to office to sleep?"

 

Smile - It means "hey buddy, why do you stress yourself? Have a good night's  

 

sleep and come to office   whenever you wish!"

 

 6  . When your boss says - "Stop staring at that girl you moron"

 

 Smile - it means "My wife is better than her "

 

 7. When your boss says - "Why does nothing work on your machine?"

 

 Smile - it means "I am thinking I could rather give you my laptop"

 

 8. When your boss says - "Would you stop talking on your mobile phone?"

 

 Smile - it means "Use the office phone instead"

 

 9. When your boss says - "Why do you keep smiling always?"

 

 Smile - it means "I love the fact that You are spreading the good will"

 

 10. When your boss says - "YOU ARE FIRED"

 

 SLAP HIM IN HIS FACE AND SAY - "I RESIGN"



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CA Raj Patel

CA Raj Patel (Practicing CA @ Ahmedabad)   (90 Points)
Replied 20 November 2009

Ha..Ha...Ha...

It's very nice.......

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 gud1 and nice


The Harshit Aggarwal

The Harshit Aggarwal (B.Com(H) ,CS Final) (5278 Points)
Replied 20 November 2009

ha ha ha

very nice

thnx 4 sharing


vijay singhal

vijay singhal (article) (299 Points)
Replied 20 November 2009

goood reason for smile



(Guest)

nice one


sudhir

sudhir (Business Process Re engineering)   (1083 Points)
Replied 22 December 2009

good one


CA Harish Suwalka

CA Harish Suwalka (Chartered Accountant ( Bhilwar)   (4125 Points)
Replied 03 January 2010

very nice, Superb...the last line was great


MS SAMEER

MS SAMEER (CMA*CA*CMDM*ast FUND MANAGER*LEGAL ADVIS)   (14938 Points)
Replied 13 July 2010

thnx 4 sharing



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