Haste rahooooooooooooo

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1  Funny but true! 


Combined study is meeting 
with friends 






where all aspects of the 
world are discussed 



except studies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

2. fact

Facebook Timeline is an excellent graphical presentation to show how you wasted your precious time in past. :-)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3. Can't protest online (Sec. 66A) .

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.. Welcome to India: The World's Largest Democracy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

4. height f faCEbook


Papa: Beta Facebook Ke
Bahir Bhi Ek Duniya Hai..!!
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// Beta: Ohh Really Papa....??
Zara "Link" To Send Karna Uska

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

5. Effects of break up...:P

It just da mattr of tym
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when "jaan" becumZ "jaanwer"
and "cutie" becumz "kutti":P:P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

6. Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?

Boy:Haan
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, taare, duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya
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Boy:Tera Ashiq Hun, 
Rajnikant Ka Beta Nahi.. :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

7. Newton + Apple = Physics :(


Steve Jobs + Apple = iPhone :)

Arabs + Apple = Sheesha :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

8. Quote for the day 


The longer you stare at phone 
before picking the call 










Bigger the lie you tell after picking it up....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9. If girls could read minds

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Every second a man would get slapped.. :p :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

10. Every tear is a sign of

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Cutting OniOns..!:O ;) 

Every Silence is a sing of
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Zero balance ;) 

Every smile is a sign of
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Daily brushing ;) :p 

life is so simple Don't make it complex with difficult explanatiOns....

Replies (9)

Nice thought...........smiley

Bhojpuri names of English Movies: "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE"="Eee Naa Ho Payi" "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE- 2 "Hum to Pehle hi Kahi Ee Naa Ho Payi" "Titanic"="NAUKA DELE DHOKA" "Anaconda"=" AADMI KE KHAYE WALA SAPWA" "Three idiots"="TEEN BURBAK" and d best 1 "Ghajini"="TAKLA KE BADLA".

Bhojpuri names of English Movies:

"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE"="Eee Naa Ho Payi"

"MISSION IMPOSSIBLE- 2 "Hum to Pehle hi Kahi Ee Naa Ho Payi"

"Titanic"="NAUKA DELE DHOKA"

"Anaconda"=" AADMI KE KHAYE WALA SAPWA"

"Three idiots"="TEEN BURBAK" and
d best 1

"Ghajini"="TAKLA KE BADLA".

LIFE ME 3 CHEEZO KO KABHI UNDERESTIMATE MAT KARNA 
1 ICAI
2 ICAI
3 ICAI

cheeky

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Movie Dialogues
In Accounting & Finance Language..

My name is Fund, Borrowed Fund

... Rishtey mein hum tumhare
debtors lagtey hain, naam hai
creditors

Ratios Se dar nahi lagta sahab, debentures
Se lagta hai

Ek baar jo maine Amalgamation chooda, to
main Final Accounts ki bhi
nahi sunta...

Economics ko by heart karna
mushkil hi nahi, naamumkin hai

Yaha se 100 kilo metre dooor Jab raat ko Auditor nahi sota hai...
Toh uski maa Kehti hai...
"So ja Auditor beta....
warna Board of Director aa jaayga...!!":D:p

Ek chutki loan ki kimmat
tum kya jaano Investor babu.....!!!

Nice thought. Keep Sharing.
 

awesome , good work


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