Sadhu: Bachcha teri biwi ko chuddail chipak gayee hai. Upaaye karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rahi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai ? 
Miya Biwi Me jagda hua to biwi ne ma ko phone kiya:
ME AAP K YAHA A RAHI HU
Maa:-USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tum wahi Ruko me tumare Yaha aa rahi hu……….. 
HUSBAND:AAJ KHANE ME KYA BANAOGI?
WIFE:JO AAP KAHO………….. 
HUSBAND:DAL CHAWAL BANAO.
WIFE:ABHI KAL HI TO KHAYE THAY.
HUSBAND:TO SABJI BANA LO.
WIFE:BACHHE NAHI KHATE.
HUSBAND:FIR DAL BATI.
WIFE:MUJHE HEAVY KHANE SE ALLERGY HAI.
HUSBAND:EGGS BANA LO.
WIFE:AAJ GURUVAR HAI.
HUSBAND: PARATHE.
WIFE:RAAT KO PARATHE KAUN KHATA HAI.
HUSBAND:HOTEL SE LAY AAUN.
WIFE:ROJ ROJ HOTEL KA NAHIN.
HUSBAND: KADI.
WIFE:DAHI NAHI HAI.
HUSBAND:IDLY SAMBHAR.
WIFE:USME TIME LAGEGA. PEHLE BOLTE NA.
HUSBAND:MAGGI HI BANA LO USME TIME NAHI LAGEGA.
WIFE:VO KOI KHANA NAHI HAI. USSE PET NAHI BHARTA.
HUSBAND:FIR KYA BANAOGI.
WIFE:JO AAP KAHO………………………
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