Q: Why doesn’t law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offense!
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Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand.
Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in finger tips”.
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I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?”
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!”
I told her, “How about the kitchen?”
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- There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.
- It’s called marriage.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
- Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Ek American nai ek Swami se bola,
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Hamare yaha shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Is par Swami bola kamal hai,
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
Hamare yaha to sirf female se hoti hai.
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Dr: Apka weight kitna hai?
Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.
Dr: Aur bina chashme ke?
Patient: Woh bina chasme ke toh mujhe dikhta hi nahi.
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Maine kaha dilruba,
Usne kaha paise dikha,
Maine kaha paise nahi,
Usne kaha aise nahi,
Maine kaha mehengai hai,
Usne kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.
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