Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..
Santa ladki dekhne gaya.
Ladki ke baap ne puchha: Beta, Sharab pite ho?
Santa: Sharab kabhi baad me piyunga, abhi to sirf chai chalegi
The Best Environment Day Slogan...
'Save Earth,
This Is The Only
Planet With Girls
Baap of pj's -
2 boys are talking-
1st boy: Tu mast swimming karta hai re!
Kaha pe sikha???
2nd boy- " PANI ME".
CAclubindia
