Happy New Year

Men’s Daily prayer: 

Oh God, give us strength and capacity to pay income tax, VAT, CST, Service tax, ED, Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Property Tax, Stamp duty, CGT, Water tax, Prof tax, Road tax, Education cess, Congestion levy, Bribes, Donations, EMIs, Loans, OD Interest, PPF, PF, NSC, Wheel Tax, Toll, Life insurance, Mediclaim, Maintenance, Petrol, Conveyance, Groceries, Wife ke demands aur expectations and if there is some money left, please let me have 2 BEERS in peace!