happy makarwith jokes

Machher ne kaha Insaan se,

Na Maro humein jaan se jang chhid jayegi,

Dudhmani bad jayegi,

Agar aap mein junun hai,

To hamari ragon mein bhi aapka hi khoon Hai.

Tera Blood group kya hai,

Urgently call kar mere kutte ka accident ho gaya hai,

Tumhari jarurat pad gai,der mat kar,

Doctor ne kaha hai kisi Yanky Kutte ka Khoon Chahiye

Chuha: I love u



Sherni: Abey,Apni Aukaat Bhul Gaya Hai Kya..??



Chua: Arey pagli, Aukaat pe Mat ja,



Confidence Dekh Confidence.

Two Dogs Going on Street with ...



Son: Ye kya ho raha hai?

Dad: 1 kutta sahara lekar chal raha hai.

Son: Ghor kalyug hai.Jise sahara do wohi gand mar leta hai..

A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"

A man asks a fat man in a train: Is dis cabin 4 elephants only!!!!

Fat man humbly replies: No!Even monkies like u can also sit here

A group of elephents were sitting on jungle

A s*xy female elephent passes by them.



Then a lofer elephent said 'wow what a figure 3400-2800-3600'



......By prem (ilu ilu)

HUM AAP KO DEKHNA CHAHTE HAI

AAP SE MILNA CHAHTE HAI

PAR YE LOG BAHUT ZALIM HAI

MUJHE AAP SE MILNE NAHI DETE

KEHTAY HAI "ZOO BANDH HAI, KAL ANA"

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausam Hua Suhana,

Thandi Thandi Hawa Chali Mausm Hua Suhana,

BANDAR Bhi Msg Padh Rahe Hai Kya EDUCATED Hua Zaman

This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!

Two Birds Sitting On A Tree,

A Shikari Came & Shot 1 Of Them.

The Other Fly Away.

Why?

Saala POLICE Ke

Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?



Kiyon ki, barish jo ho rahi hai



aur barish main to



sab hi maindak khush hotay hain

;****;

o( @ .. @ )o

“(—)”

Paichan kaun?

Bandar bi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?

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Ans: Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.

,Banta to Santa:"Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban na Pasand Karoge ?

Santa : "A Cockroach"

Banta: Why?

Santa: Bcoz Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Ha

Srdr in Bio-Practical Exam



Exminr:Tell da bird name by seeing its leg?



Sd:I dnt know



Ex:U failed

wats Ur name?



Sd:C my leg&tell

U stole My Memories,I Excused,

U stole My Laugh,I Excused,

U stole My Heart,I Excused,

But This Is Too Much Return My Dog's Biscuit,It Is Crying........

Dil me hameshha ek shor ho raha hai



Bina msgs dil bore ho raha hai





Kahin aisa to nahi.





ki mera dost







KUTTE ki neend so raha he..?

Tuje AJEEB bat batau !!





MURGi ne ANDA DIYA !





AJEEB HAI NA?





NAHI !





To Tu De ke dikha!!

Haha