Q) What do the white spaces in the above image signify?
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Square Roots
Q: What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?
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A: Ohm
Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?
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A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure
Q. A man went to the church and told the priest,"Father, I have sinned ninety times". Father said, "beta dont worry u will get caught 45 times." How did Father work this out. Was he a clarivoyant?
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A) Becoz sin 90=cot 45
Q) wat is d volume of a person who has lost all his memory in a typical (filmy) accident !!!
A) 1/3 pi*r*r*r
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bcos he says
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"main KOUN (cone) hoon !!??? "
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Q) Why Dont people laugh at a complex joke--> P + iJ
A) Because the Joke part of it is imaginary!!! !
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Q) Wat do u cal a cylinder of radius "z" units and height "a" units?
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A) Pizza!
Coz volume of cylinder= Pi * r * r * h
=>pi*z*z* a
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HUBBY runs home yelling : " Pack ur bags Honey, I just won the 10 Million Lotto"
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WIFE: Oh dear !!!! Do i pack for Beaches or Mountains???
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HUBBY : " WHO CARES??? JUST PACK AND GET LOST... "
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Once all chemistry professors went to see the movie "Iron Man" expecting the iron man to be a lady.. Why?
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Iron = Fe
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Man = Male
So Iron Man becomes Fe-Male or female
Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?
A. Chini Kam
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Q. wat wud an angrez say to his Anpadh hindu naukar if he wants him to open the door!!!
A."There Was A Cold Day " (say it fast)
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