Thanks for sparing ur time to read some real husband wife quotes:

·       My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

·       I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life

·       The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret

·       At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man

·       When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her

·       Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.  Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

·       Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

·       The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once

·       A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did