Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?
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Ans: Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.
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Q : What do stylish frogs wear?
A : Jumpsuits!
AGAR MOHINDER SINGH DHONI KE NAAM SE JHARKHAND ME KISI SADAK KA NAAM RAKHA
AYE TO VO NAAM KYA HOGA?
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ANS, MAHI-WAY.
Q: AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI HO JAYE TO KYA HOGA?
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ANS: UNKA LAUNDRY KA BILL BAHUT KAM AYEGA.
Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?
In KBC
Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?
Sardar- liquid state..
Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..
Tchr-gandhiji ke parishram se agust15 ko bharat ko kya mila?
std-gandhiji ke kateen parishram ke dwara hame agust 15 ko CHUTTI mila teacher
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.
Full form of MATHS????
Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…
6)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
Ans : kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
An elephant falls in luv wid n ent
5) An elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k dant bahar hai**
wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
Ans: Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya
2) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
……….sita with ravan
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