FUNNY QUESTIONS

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?

A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.

Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?

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Ans: Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.

Q : What do stylish frogs wear?



A : Jumpsuits!

Why do cows wear bells?



Because their horns don't work

AGAR MOHINDER SINGH DHONI KE NAAM SE JHARKHAND ME KISI SADAK KA NAAM RAKHA



AYE TO VO NAAM KYA HOGA?

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ANS, MAHI-WAY.

Q: AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI HO JAYE TO KYA HOGA?

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ANS: UNKA LAUNDRY KA BILL BAHUT KAM AYEGA.

In KBC

Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?

Sardar- liquid state..

Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

Tchr-gandhiji ke parishram se agust15 ko bharat ko kya mila?

std-gandhiji ke kateen parishram ke dwara hame agust 15 ko CHUTTI mila teacher

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

Full form of MATHS????

Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

6)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..

Ans : kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

5) An elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??

they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k dant bahar hai**

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

Ans: Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

2) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

……….sita with ravan