FUNNY QUESTIONS

 Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?

 

Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?

A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.



 

Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?

 

 

Q: Machchar or haati may kya farak hai?

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Ans: Machchar haati ko kaat sakta hai par haati machchar ko nahi kaat sakta.

 

 

Q : What do stylish frogs wear?



A : Jumpsuits!

Why do cows wear bells?

Why do cows wear bells?



Because their horns don't work

 

AGAR MOHINDER SINGH DHONI KE NAAM SE JHARKHAND ME KISI SADAK KA NAAM RAKHA



AYE TO VO NAAM KYA HOGA?

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ANS, MAHI-WAY.

 

Q: AGAR SALMAN KHAN AUR MALLIKA SHERWAT KI SHAADI HO JAYE TO KYA HOGA?

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ANS: UNKA LAUNDRY KA BILL BAHUT KAM AYEGA.

 

Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?

 

In KBC

Amithab: in which state kaveri flows?

Sardar- liquid state..

Audience clapped... Amithab stunned and looks back, All were sardars..

 

Tchr-gandhiji ke parishram se agust15 ko bharat ko kya mila?

std-gandhiji ke kateen parishram ke dwara hame agust 15 ko CHUTTI mila teacher

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

 

Interviewer:what is skeleton?

Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it.

 
 

Full form of MATHS????

Ans : Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

 

6)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..

Ans : kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..



 

An elephant falls in luv wid n ent

 

5) An elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their marrige…guess y??

they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k dant bahar hai**

 

wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

Ans: Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

 

2) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?

……….sita with ravan

Replies (10)

Excellent,Keep continuing

very nice

NICE, YAR KAHA SE LATE HO ITNA SAB!!!!

I SALUTE YOUR SPIRIT!!!!!!!!

GOOD WISHES!!!!

 

SIR,

I THINK THE CRICKETER'S NAME WHICH YOU REFERRED IS

MAHENDRA SINGH DHONI

AND NOT

MOHINDER SINGH DHONI

SOME OF THESE JOKES ARE DISCUSSED IN

CHANDRASHEKAR SHETTY SIR'S CLASSES

ITS SHETTY SIR WHO IS KEEN ON SARDARJI JOKES

 

 Thanks for constant encouragement 

Sir,

please comeout with more funny quotes

regards

 

gud one

 ok see next 

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