Funny Messages

1)  What is the cube of 13?
     Its : SUROOR
    Wandaring how?
    That's bcoz....
    TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR


2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao
kyon?
Kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
.......Aaila! !!!! Kisne mera pocket maar liya


5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan


6) An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against
their marrige...guess y??
They gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain **


7) ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
......kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona Honda..


8) Full form of MATHS?
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students...


9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: Hasina