Funny Jokes - For CS

SECRETARY
S-Special
E-Extra-ordinary
C-Calm
R-Royal
E-Enthusiastic
T-Talented
A-Awesome
R-Romantic
Y-Young

5 Years
50 Laws
500 Lectures
5000 Practicals
50000 Sections
500000 Rules
A normal human being can't bear it.
The remaining abnormals are called
COMPANY .SECRETARIES ....

We had many options to end our life
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
Jump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest... Education (CS).

What is CS?
Foundation-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.
Intermdiate/Executive- Dimag ki batti jala de.
Trainee-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.
FINAL/Professional-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.
Membersip-jhoom barabar jhoom

Upcoming horror movies in CS:
-The Worthing Trainee
-Khatarnak syllabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result (soon to be out on 25th August 2010 @ 12 noon)
-Wo aakhri attempt

-corporate governance(the mystery)

-Kabhi Pass Kabhi Fail

-All The Best (For Exam)

Banner in front of the Institute of Company Secretaries of India ....
"Drive slowly, don't kill our students.... . leave them to us...."