funny joke-only for smart people

ji bas aapke aane ka frustration....

arre par baki sab ne tumhara kya bigada hai bhai...

aapko chod ke baaki sabko pasand aaya...

to baki sab ko yee bhai pasand aana chahiye

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette
another deadly answer. Scroll down a little

 Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer

Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

 If that was not enough, one more deadly answer

Start praising one cigarette, The other will get jealous & "jalney lagega"

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