Funny Facts of Life ....
1. If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
6. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
7. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
8. Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
9. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
10. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
11. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
12. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
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