School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree
and a woman gains her masters.
Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
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