Funny but Humorous Quotes
1. A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
2. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
3. The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
4. The chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg.
5. A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
6. Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
7. Death is hereditary.
8. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side
9. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
10. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
11. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
12. A rich man's joke is always funny.
13. Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
14. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
15. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
16. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
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