funny applications

Sangam (CA) (1329 Points)

07 July 2009  


See , how people write leave Applications. 

 It's murder of English language. But Too Funny. 
Just Read It.
The Leave Applications; )
 Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: 
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." 
 This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: 
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.." 
Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding: 
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."
From H.A.L. Administration Dept: 
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave." 
Another employee applied for half day leave as follows: 
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave" 
 An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday." 
 A leave letter to the headmaster: 
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today" 
 Another leave letter written to the headmaster: 
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day." 
Covering note: 
"I am enclosed herewith..." 
Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..." 
 Actual letter written for application of leave: 
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave". 
 Letter writing:- 
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well." 
A candidate's job application: 
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.