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1) what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wandaring how?
thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..( this is the best he he )

3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
..........sita with ravan

4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
…….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

5) wht do u call a really colourful tamilian???
Ans: Rangamannar rangrajan

6) n elephant falls in luv wid n ent.but Ant’s parents r against their
marrige…guess y??
they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k data bahar hai**

7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..

8) Full form of MATHS????
Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
Ans: hasina
 
10.)BOY : May I hold your hand?
Ans : GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
 
 
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On 27 April 2009 at 15:00 Report
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Very Old one....

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On 27 April 2009 at 17:08
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yes this is very old jokes. We read them many time

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On 01 May 2009 at 13:53


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