Banner in front of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of=India ....
"Drive slowly, don't kill our students..... leave them=to us...."
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CPT-Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.
PCC-Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.
FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna.
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We had many options to end our life
Poison, Sleeping pills, Hanging,
=ump from building, Sleep under a train..
But we choose the bravest... E=ucation (CA).
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Aansu a= jate hai aankho me rone se pehle,
Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehl=!
Kya hai CA ye to samajh gaye,
Kash koi rok leta admission hone se =ehle.
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Are you-
Emotionally Numb?
Romantically Starved?
Creatively Challe=ged?
Artistically Void?
Socially Outcast?
Congratulations You are=a CA Student!!
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Teacher: Os=ma has 5 wifes and 20 Children,
Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is bette=?
CA Student: Osama's NPV is good but Laloo's IRR is better.
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AUDITOR
=-accounting and others
U-underlying
D-data and
I-information
T=to give an
O-opinion in
R-the audit report
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Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,
Everyday classes, Dangerou= boss,
More expenditure, Less stipend,
People call it ARTICLESHIP, W= call it LIFE.
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CA on his dea=h bed:
My wife, are you here?
"Yes dear"
My daughter, a=e you here?
"Yes dad"
My son, are you here?
"Yes d=d"
MY ARTICLES, ARE YOU HERE?
"Yes SIR"
KAMiNO fir OFFICE me k=un hai.
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Upcoming hor=or movies in CA:
-Boss bana shaitan
-Tadapta article
-Khatarnak s=llabus
-B.L. ka badla
-2nd group ki pyas
-Khooni result
-Wo aa=hri attempt
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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,
Nind mujhe apni aur khichti rahi,<=r>Nind ka jhoka mera man moh gaya ,
Aur ek raat fir ye CA Student bina =adhe so gaya .
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Exam ka saa=a hai,
Exam ke dino me sukh kisne paya hai.
Duniya wale kehte hai, a=hchhe number lao,
Kaun samjhaye inhe, ye sab moh maya hai.
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Kash koi "Exam Result" ka insurance kara deta,
To har exam ke =ehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai,
Varna insurance cla=m karva lete.
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Ye India ka=CA hai bidu,
40 mile to tali bidu,
Attempt lage to gali bidu,
Hua=exempt to bole jhakhas,
39 lage to satyanash,
Pass ho to thaat hai,<=r> Fail ho to vaat hai.
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5 Years
50 Laws
500 Lectures
5000 Practicals
50000 Sections
=00000 Rules
A normal human being can't bear it.
The remaining ab=ormals are called
CHARTERED ACCOUNTANTS.....
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CA gaali de to kya dega?
Saale bounced cheque,
Dharti pe liability,
Paida=shi bad debts,
Dishonoured bill,
Insolvent aadmi,
Itna marunga ki=balance nahi bachega.
CAclubindia
