A client comes to a bank:
- My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?
The Great Wall is among 7 wonders of the world because it is the only Chinese product which lasted for more than 4 weeks.
During the economy crisis in Greece two local businessmen chat:
- Do you pay for your employees?
- Nope, haven't paid them for months.
- But they still come to work, don't they?
- Yes, they do.
- Mines come too. We should try charging them for coming.
After a month they meet again:
- So, did anything change after you charged your employees for coming to work? Are they still coming?
- Yes, but these a***oles are trying to save money!!
- ???
- They come on Monday and leave on Friday only!
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