For Your Smile Only ;)

Who is the luckiest man of the month?
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Kanimozhi's husband
how???
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Rs 214 crores in hand and wife in jail!!!

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Marwadi & chinese in a train.
A mosquito enters .
Chinese catches & eat it.
Marwadi sees this.
Another mosquito enters.
Marwadi catches & asks chinese-
"KHARIDEGA KYA?"

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Simple but true:

The person who sends more msgs to his/her
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Is the one who is still SINGLE...!!!;)

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Cheating in exams is the best exercise :
for your eyes

your eyes roll to see the answersheet of your seatmate !!!
Your ears bcome sensitive even to the softest
whispers to listen what your classmate says...
Your neck stretches either way to get clues...
Your hands move faster than ever to copy...
Your feet kick your classmate to let them know that you wanna copy...
So this is the best way to remain healthy...
Rock On CHEATERS !!! ;-P