Filmi life aur asli life me kya antar hai?

 Wife: Shall we have Tandoori chicken to celebrate?  

Husband: yaa… punish the poor chicken for the mistake we have made  

Interviwer: Wat is ur qualification

Candidate: Sir, im simply Ph.d

Int: Wat do u mean by Ph.d?

Candidate: Passed Higher secondary with difficulty

Doctor : You should take 10 glasses of water every day.

Patient : It is impossible.

Doctor : Why..?

Patient: Ihave only 4 glasses at home...