Evacuation Drill ........ nice one

In XYZ Office

A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees

are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within

3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins

passed..................................5 more mins passed.


Security Officer - Announcement started, "Dear Employees - With  melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee.

While moving in whoever's ID card won't work are laid off & all their

belongings will be  couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this

approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in

thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office".

Hope you have Nice career ahead.

Please move in & try your luck.