Equation for working men and women

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Find where you fit yourself.

 

Equation 1

 

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep

 

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

 

Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

 

In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

============ ========= ========= ========= =========

 

 

Equation 2

 

Men = eat + sleep + earn money

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 

Therefore,

Men = Donkeys + earn money

 

Therefore,

Men - earn money = Donkeys

 

In other words,

Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

============ ========= ========= ========= =========

Equation 3

 

Women = eat + sleep + spend

Donkeys = eat + sleep

 

Therefore,

Women = Donkeys + spend

 

Therefore,

Women - spend = Donkeys

 

In other words,

Women that don't spend = Donkeys

============ ========= ========= ========= =========

 

 

To Conclude:

 

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Men that don't earn money = Women that don't

spend.

 

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!

(Postulate 1)

 

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!

(Postulate 2)

 

So, we have?

Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend

money

 

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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Nice but really outdated one...

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