Enjoy........

1. दुनिया में 3 चीज़ होती हैं मगर आजतक देखि किसी ने नहीं .....

राहुल गाँधी का दिमाग
मनमोहन सिंह की जबान
सोनिया गाँधी का बयान ....

2. Dear Girls,

If You Want a Boy To Love You
For a Lifetime Love His Heart Not
His Money... ♥
Dear Boys,
If You Want a Girl To Love You
For a Lifetime Love Her Soul Not
Her Look... ♥

3. Roz rote hoye kehti hai Jawani mujh se.

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Sirf CA ki khatir mujhe
barbad na kar. :(

4. Obama:"how poor is india.. ??

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Anna:"beta tumhara pura desh
jitna oil khata hai
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Utna to shanivaar ko hum SHANI
BHAGWAN ko chadha dete hai
Baat karta hai....:p :O :D :D \m/

5. The day u realise that you are bornto be a CA

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ICAI ko ek aur MURGAA
mil
jata
hai

HALAL karne k liye :P :D

6. There is only one chat box available in Facebook for any profile.

But girls maintain Two.
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One- The regular chat box
and the other is their comments under their Profile pics

7. GIRL DIARY:

He was quiet today
I asked if its my fault
He said Nothing
I said I LOVE U ♥
But He smiled sadly
I cried all night </3 :'(

BOY DIARY: Ye Dhoni ne Last Over Jadeja ko kyun diya (>__<)

8. Aur Phir Dhoni Press Conference Main Yeh Kehte Hue Ro Padey "Match Bachate Ya Sania Behan Ka Ghar?

9. DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta

hai
ki mera beta future
mein kya banega?
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JYOTISHI: aap
uske table pe Cigarette, Beer, Paiso ki
Gaddi
aur Books rakh do,
Unme se jo wo uthaega wahibanega.
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DAD: Ok. Agle din Beta
Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake
jeb
mein rakhi, Cigarette
pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hathmein
leke
ghar se chala gaya.
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DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh le liya!
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JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta
ENGINEER banega! :p:D