English Teaching,..real funny,..must read

Santa Singh is the english teacher in a school. He is very well known as all his students do very well in exams. 

Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA" 

Students (in chorus): "GADHA " 

Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA" 

Students(in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA " 

Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAIN" 

Students(in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAIN" 

Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PWECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHHE SAARA DESH " 

Students(in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHHE SAARA DESH" 

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching the students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH . 

The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh. 

Principal: " Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH". 

Santa Singh: "Yes I was saying all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION." 

ASS ASS I Nation