Don't dare to ask a woman

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Lawyers should never ask women a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer ! In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly woman in the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me.. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.." The lawyer was stunned ! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney (the opponent's lawyer)?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do, I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. ..Yes I know him." The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice said: "If either of you b*st*rds asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to jail for contempt of court !!
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Hahhahahahaaa........... Good one.......
hahahah ..!! dats really funny .. good 1 :)LOL
good joke .....cannot stop laughing!!!!

If you are fully concentrated towards a career right now to make it bright : You may refer the article :

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/articles/how-to-start-your-own-practice-as-ca-cs-icwa-12489.asp#.UoWOdCd-O1s . (referred by more than 27000 professionals so far)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=721903294506478&set=a.277899752240170.83928.100000604428303&type=1&theater . . Liked by two advocates yesterday.

Your own profile is not "completed" in any respect

except showing a photo

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the "photo" at your profile page shows you like "kids" tv serials...... .....

 

RELAX......DON'T DARE TO ASK A "MAN" ALSO..... IF YOU ARE NOT FULLY PREPARED. smiley

With Due respect sir, to your age and to your exp in your field, and Neither I support him. Humor is humor no doubt about that, but why to get so irritated sir ? At your caliber level it doesn't suit to say to someone first see yourself, as far I know you , you ignore them, but this thing has gone into you, which makes me wonder, how calm person I used to think of you, please sir revert to same old Sir, who you used to be, Maybe you don't know me, neither my scorecard is big enough to be known here for long, neither am so qualified enough to advise you, but Am an Eklavya who used to get inspired by your works, and still but this hurts me more, Lovingly your own Eklavya to an Mammoth Drona that you were and you are.

@ Surya Prakash N Jha,

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You have not carefully seen what I meant to say...

(this is the problems with many...."we" just try to see what we read in hurry......

thus the "depth" is generally missed. 

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(In courts of law also; lawyers try to stick to the wordings of the section (text of the section)....

not the intention thereof which is explained in the judgments later on).

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Whatever I have wrote here after asking Mr. Pillai smiley sign is there.....Don't ask a man also....which is also  with a humorous sense....not in the sense of some "kind of pride".......

(How  can one be "kind" with "pride)?" enlightened

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For your information; I have thanked him for his profile just after referring his profile page ....

(I myself love "youngsters" and he being "young;" he "loves"  "some characters of TV Serials)."  So basically we both are of same "kind."   smiley

 

and see....he has also thanked me....in this forum itself....which means at neither side there is any anger.

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Regarding "irritation;" I never feel it....but to "correct" someone; at least some "aggressiveness" is required for TIME BEING otherwise people will take you guaranteed.

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(Don't treat it as to prove "myself"......I don't live my life to prove something....).

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Can one point out  his "existence" (by a single dot even) in the world's map?

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The good part of  this discussion is one idea have emerged in my mind and soon you will see an article titled as :

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HOW TO MAKE YOUR LIFE ...............

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Hahaha nice joke :-D :-D

HOW TO MAKE YOUR LIFE INTERESTING.

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Who will disagree that COMEDY  is not interesting?

 

But do you feel that “comedy” is interesting all the time?

The answer is NO.

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Who will disagree that “SUCCESS IN LIFE” is not desired?

But really how many pay “due care” for it?

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Actually “success” can’t be defined.  There are certain criteria to be “known” as “successful” in the society.  Whether an “uneducated” farmer  engaged in agricultural activities and “enjoying” all the tax free income (without any tax planning) with heavy subsidies (due to locational benefits) and his son qualifies as a Chartered Accountant  and now engaged in tax planning…….”test” who is successful?  Who did miracles in his life? 

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A long discussion would be needed to decide and still the “true” answer would be hard to decide.                                                                                                                                                           

(Come to Gujarat  and see  such “real life stories;”  not few…but so many – at your town or city, you may also find such “live examples” in and around- just try to find them out).  

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Majority defines the “success” when one is having all the “material things.” 

Then why “divorce” happens in the society? 

Is it interesting? The answer is NO.

(Why does “materiality concept” fail in real life in real terms)?

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Now come to another story.

“Elizabeth Taylor” married 8 times with 7 “different” persons. 

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 Point to Think : If the divorce could not happen for the first time; she couldn’t get the score of 8! (humour)

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Is it interesting now?

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Between all these marriages; she became widow also!  So in Indian context; at least she remained loyal to one….Thank God!  But of course; that guy  was a Lucky Man.

How was he lucky?  The  Answer : for two reasons. 

 

 

Find out those two reasons. 

Your choice is : You can leave it unanswered.

(Now surely you would try to know those two reasons – when option is given to leave without loss; people never quit).

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The above is not a mere story. The readers have been “framed” to  answer one question.

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Question : To how many persons she gave “divorce?”

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( You can’t “Leave” the question unanswered…..it will tantamount to take “divorce” ……).

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(Flashback after the “break)”.

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Born in 1932, Elizabeth Taylor was a British-American Actress. More interesting fact is she started her career at 10 and seen on the screen There's One Born Every Minute (1942). By 12, she was a big star!

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SIXER :

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Are you prepared to make your career so wonderful? 

Without doing something wonderful; whether the life would be interesting?

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(Disclaimer:

Please don’t read the contents of the article as favouring divorce to make life interesting-if you draw that inference; Change Your Mind).

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Creation : CA Surendra Kumar Rakhecha

 

He he ..... Nice joke sir laugh
 


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