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Using your brain is strictly prohibited...

 

Q- You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have two candles and have to light any one candle. You don't have anything with you in the boat. How to do it?

Ans- Take one candle and throw it in the water, so the boat will become LIGHTER. Using this LIGHTER u can light the other candle.

Another deadly answer- U throw a candle up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using Matches youcan light the candle.

If that wasn't enough, one more answer- Take water in your hand and drop it. Drop by drop:TIP-TIP. "TIP TIP barsa Pani, Pani ne aag lagayi" us aag se hamne candle jalayi.

If that wasn't enough even uptil now, one more answer- Start praising one candle, the other will get jealous and get lighted up..

This is our style of answering in exams. Logic ho na ho length honi chahiye... 

Replies (17)

good jokes  keep sharing............

nice  posting ...... yes u r right

quality is more important than quantity....

Originally posted by : Tricha

This is our style of answering in exams. Logic ho na ho length honi chahiye... 

 never try in answering exams such style....

 

however nice posting...

itz juz awesome & mind blowing!!!!!!!

tricha... u r not three star.. u r really multi star...

Tricha.... vry nice yaar

                 keep sharing......

wow....very nice dear..keep rocking..

Originally posted by : Anshu Agarwal .....(Mr.)




Originally posted by : Tricha






This is our style of answering in exams. Logic ho na ho length honi chahiye... 






 never try in answering exams such style....

 

however nice posting...

good one.......

Nice post.........interesting

Originally posted by : Mansi

itz juz awesome & mind blowing!!!!!!!

Very Good Post..Keep Sharing...

THANXXXXX A LOT GUYS.............

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi,

Neend mujhe apni or ghaseet-ti rahi

Neend ka jhonka mera man moh gaya

Or ek raat phir ye CA Student bina padhe hi so gaya...


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