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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!" |
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