Three world famous magicians were in the bar drinking and boasting about their achievements. The first one said," During my latest show, I made three women from the audience disappear, it was so convincing that their relatives started panicking, no one could find the trick" The second one said, " Hey, that is nothing, during one of my open air shows I made the Municipality building disappear and the entire town was searching for it" The third one sighed and said," Both of you are so local, I went to Paris and made the Eiffel Tower disappear for a full one hour, it was live on the TV, entire France was searching for the building & no one had a clue". Just then an Indian walked into the bar and the three magicians suddenly turned quiet, gave each other fugitive glances and started to slip towards the door. A Bartender watching this got curious and asked one of the magicians, "Hey what happened ? Who is that guy ? " One of the magicians whispered, " He is the World's greatest magician, he has done the biggest disappearing trick of all times, we are all mere amateurs compared with what he has done. His name is Ramalinga Raju. He has made USD 1.5 billion disappear from his company's balance sheet in front of everyone's eyes, and the entire world is still looking for it "
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Disappearing Act - Good One- Mr Raju
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Good
nice one..
GOOD JOKE
BUT NOW EITHER HE HAS TO MAKE HIMSELF DISAPPEAR FROM THE JAIL ELSE THE WORLD BEST INDIAN MAGICIANS ( OUR POLITICIANS) WILL PLAY AN ONLY INDIAN MAGIC TRICK & DIS APPEAR HIM FROM THE CASE, WAIT FOR THAT MAGIC
copied..
and not a good one infact..
old one but gud
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