Differences Between You And Your Boss
- If you take a long time, you're slow.
BUT if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. - If you don't do it, you're lazy.
BUT if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. - If you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
BUT if your boss makes a mistake, he's "only human". - If you're on a day off sick, you're "always" sick.
BUT if your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill. - If you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
BUT if your boss does it, he's being firm. - If you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
BUT if your boss skips a few rules, he's being original. - If you please your boss, you're a boot-licker.
BUT if your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative. - If you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
BUT if your boss does the same thing, that's initiative. - If you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
BUT if your boss is out of the office, he's away for important meetings. - If you ask to leave early, you must be going for an interview.
BUT if your boss takes the afternoon off, it's because he's overworked.
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