Difference between YOU and your BOSS

Differences Between You And Your Boss

• If you take a long time, you're slow.
  BUT if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.


• If you don't do it, you're lazy.
  BUT if your boss doesn't do it, he's too busy.


• If you make a mistake, you're an idiot.
  BUT if your boss makes a mistake, he's "only human".


• If you're on a day off sick, you're "always" sick.
  BUT if your boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.


• If you take a stand, you're being bull-headed.
  BUT if your boss does it, he's being firm.


• If you overlooked a rule of etiquette, you're being rude.
  BUT if your boss skips a few rules, he's being original.


• If you please your boss, you're a boot-licker.
  BUT if your boss pleases his boss, he's being cooperative.


• If you do something without being told, you're overstepping your authority.
  BUT if your boss does the same thing, that's initiative.


• If you're out of the office, you're wandering around.
  BUT if your boss is out of the office, he's away for important meetings.


• If you ask to leave early, you must be going for an interview.
  BUT if your boss takes the afternoon off, it's because he's overworked.

~# ! M~