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CA Humour (Jokes)

Sunil Kumar (CA Final) (138 Points)

17 June 2011

Hie friends....share funniest jokes, qoutes or comments about CA.......I'll start with:-

Always keep your CA question papers in your purse. Whenever u r in some big trouble, look at that question papers, you will feel that
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No other problem is bigger than this….:D

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Sunil Kumar (CA Final) (138 Points)
Replied 17 June 2011

Que: Hw many balls r dere in an over?

Ans: 6.

If dis were a CA qs d ans wud b wrong, & d examiner's comment wud b "students hv not understood d qs correctly.....

Ans :- Points to a lack of in-depth understanding & conceptual clarity on d subject. Correct ans is 1 ball which is delivered 6 times..........

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Sunil Kumar (CA Final) (138 Points)
Replied 17 June 2011

CASES AND THEIR TREATMENT ACCORDING

TO CONTRACT ACT - A TRIAL OF A LOVER:

1. "Jaan Main Tumhare Liye Asman Se Taaray Tod Launga."

Treatment: Impossible Act, Void Agreement.

2. "Tum To Meri Jaan Ho."

Treatment: Misrepresentation, Void Agreement.

3. "Main Saari Zindagi Tumse Pyar Karunga."

Treatment: Offer Made Without ConSideration, Void Agreement.

4. "Main Tumharey Bf Ko Jaan Se Mardunga."

Treatment: Offer Against Public Policy, Void Agreement.

5. "Tumhe Mujhse Shaadi Karni Hi Paregi."

Treatment: Offer Made By Coercion, Void Agreement.

DEKHA CONTRACT ACT KITNA SIMPLE BANA DIYA,...

JUST KIDDING,.;):P

HaHaHaHa

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Sunil Kumar (CA Final) (138 Points)
Replied 17 June 2011

Imagine an audit report:

Dear stakeholders,

Financial Statements are responsibility of management..

on the basis of info provided to us we are of the opinion that

internal control kamjor hai,
loan ka jor hai,
management chor hai,
employees kaamchor hai,
creditors ka shor hai,
bad debts more hai,
hum auditors independent hai,
aur yahi AAS 4 ( four) hai........ :P :D :)

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CA ADITYA SHARMA (CA IN PRACTICE ) (16719 Points)
Replied 17 June 2011

hahahaha -- -- - - - - - - - -- - very funny

Sasanka Bhalaki (Student) (1935 Points)
Replied 17 June 2011

Third was really awesome..

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Rohit Kapoor (CA Final) (543 Points)
Replied 17 June 2011

Yes third one was gud....

Tarandeep Singh (CA) (49 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

Good one bro......great endeavour to surface humour out of such a serious life of CAa

Nikhil Kothari (CEO at Sequinox Business Advisories) (4671 Points)
Replied 05 July 2011

Too Good:-)

Sunil Kumar (CA Final) (138 Points)
Replied 28 July 2011

Difrent GFs fighting wid their BFs

Pilot's gf -ziyada ud mat samjha...

Teacher's gf - Mujhe mat sikhao samjhe...

Dentist's gf - Daat tod k hath me de dungi...

Engineer's gf - Hisaab se reh samjha, nhi to structure kharab kr dungi...

C.A.'S gf - Abe phle pas toh ho fir baat karna..... :P

CA SUMIT SAPRA (BCOM, CA , DISA) (209 Points)
Replied 28 July 2011

3 one of aas4 is gud

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Sunil Kumar (CA Final) (138 Points)
Replied 28 July 2011

Kisi ne pucha "what is love?"
Hum thehre CA k student
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Samjha diya
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Love is a mutual contract between two parties of any organization and an interpersonal relationship between them that provides law of marginal utility to control each others personal, physical, financial & mental state with a emotionally conscious strategy which leads to strong emotional partnership !! :D