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curve of life

Humour & Banter 1408 views 8 replies
  • Our Birth is our Opening Balance !
  • Our Death is our Closing Balance!
  • Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
  • Our Creative Ideas are our Assets
  • Heart is our Current Asset
  • Soul is our Fixed Asset
  • Brain is our Fixed Deposit
  • Thinking is our Current Account
  • Achievements are our Capital
  • Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
  • Friends are our General Reserves
  • Values & Behavior are our Goodwill
  • Patience is our Interest Earned
  • Love is our Dividend
  • Children are our Bonus Issues
  • Education is Brands / Patents
  • Knowledge is our Investment
  • Experience is our Premium Account
  • The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
  • The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

 
Some very Good and Very bad things -
 
1.        The most destructive habit......................Worry
2.         The greatest Joy...............................Giving
3.         The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect
4.         The most satisfying work...............Helping others
5.        The ugliest personality trait............. Selfishnesss
6.        The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders
7.        Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth
8.        The greatest "shot in the arm"..........Encouragement
9.        The greatest problem to overcome.................Fear
10.        The most effective sleeping pill........Peace of mind
11.        The most crippling failure disease............Excuses
12.        The most powerful force in life..................Love
The most dangerous pariah..................A gossiper

13.        The world's most incredible computer........The brain
14.        The worst thing to be without................... Hope
15.        The deadliest weapon.......................The tongue
The two most power-filled words..............."I Can"

16.        The greatest asset..............................Faith
17.        The most worthless emotion..................Self-pity
18.        The most beautiful attire......................SMILE!
19.         The most prized possession................Integrity
20.         The most powerful channel of communication.....Prayer
21.        The most contagious spirit................. Enthusiasm
22.        The most important thing in life.................. GOD

Replies (8)

really gud

Wow.... great

It is Inspiring

wow.........

Good one

rightly saaid yaar

yes

It is Inspiring

very good lines


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