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A TIME FACT,.

Ugly Truth:

In Bed,

It's 6AM,



You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins..

......& it's 7:45 :O 



But In Class,

It's 9:30am

You Close Your Eyes for 5 mins..

& It's Still 9:31

 

Munna: e sarcit ek bata agar bhains ko akal aa jaye to kya hoga?



Circuit: simple h bhai wo khud doodh me pani milana shuru kar degi. 

 

Ek bar IIT k sabhi profsrs ko ek plane me bithaya gaya..

Bad me announce kiya ki ye plane aapke students ne banaya h...

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Sbhi profsrs plane se utar gaye lekin principle plane se nahi utra...

Logo ne pucha apko darr nahi lgta?!

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Principle-mujhe apne students par bharosa h..

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Sala start hi nai hoga!! 

 

 

sum1 asked me : how does it fees2luv sum1 who luvs sum1 else?



after a deep breath I answered



'Its like hugging a cactus



D tighter u hug...d more it HURTS

 

Once der was a fight between Me and a Tiger...

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I Ran away...

Why?

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To Save d Tiger...

Only 1411 r left!!! 

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Otherwise u know me...!!!:

 

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : "we have arrived"......



The first man gave him money.....

the second one thanked him.....but the third one....he slapped the taxi driver.....



The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have had realized that the car dint move an inch.....so, he asked the third man : "what was that for?"



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the third man replied : "control your speed from next time onwards......you almost killed us....."





 

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Nice Jokes... It was refreshing one... Thanks!

Good jokes :)

GOOD ONE,....KEEP SHARING,...

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