Computer Husband
Husband: ( returning from work ) Evening dear, I'm logged in now.
Wife: Have you bought the ring?Husband: Bad command or file name.
Wife: But I had told you in the morning...
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: My dress atleast...?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: It was a grave mistake that I married you!
Husband: A true case of data type mismatch.
Wife: You're an useless nut.Husband: By default.
Wife: What about your salary?Husband: Filed in use.
Wife: And who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.
Wife: Will you have something?
Husband: Hard disk full.
Wife: What's with your secretary?
Husband: The only user with write permission.
Wife: What about me?
Husband: Unknown virus detected.
Husband: Do you love me or your PC?Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: I'm breaking up with ya.
Husband: Program performed illegal operation. It will close.
Wife: I'm leaving.
Husband: Close all programs and log out for another user.
Wife: It's a waste talking to you.
Husband: Shut down the computer now.
Wife: Good bye.
Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computer
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