cAn YoU sToP YoUr LaUgHiNg

1. What is Common between: Krishna,Ram,Gandhiji  Jesus..?

   Student Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.

2. Teacher to a student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example,

 Student: I Love You; You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.

3. Ek aadmi ki Biwi gum ho gayi, Waha RAM ke Mandir me gaya,  Ram ne kaha Baju wale Hanuman Ke Mandir mai ja, Meri bhi usi ne dhundhi thi.

4. A Kid asks the Priest : Father what is your Favourite Pastime...?

  The Priest pats the kids head  replys : NUN My Child NUN....!!

5. A man  bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone

  Book  said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now   it is 6610"

6. Santa : I am  Proud myself, My son is in Medical College,

  Banta : Really, what is he studing, Santa : No is not studying, they r Studying him.

7. Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho

  gai...!! Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umra kabra khodnemai bitegi..!!

8. Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale, Santa agar

  koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..?

  Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!