15 irritating questions for a CA student....

1. How many more years left for
your CA?
(From last two year my answer
has always been – 1 more year)

2. From which College are you
doing CA?
(Mr. President, are u listening)

3. From where have you
undergone your Articleship?
(Do u Know every Practicing CA…..
huh…)

4. When will your Results come?
(You seem to be more excited
than me…)

5. How many Attempts?
(Even I can’t recall)

6. What is the current package
you are getting as a CA?
(More than a CS But less than
Panwala)

7. My distant relative is also doing
CA….. Are u both together?
(I can’t even find the name of her
who is in my tution …u expect
me to find him)

8. From where r u doing
CA?
(Ghar Se)

9.When will u b a CA?
(Its recession…)

10. How many hours do you
study?
(After spending the whole day in
classes, I hardly get an hour)

11. When will u get a job?
(When I look for a job)

12. When do u go to sleep n get
up every day ?
(I wake up and sleep as per my
tuition)

13. Future plan after CA?
(My Family shall decide)

14. How are your studies going,
Syllabus completed?
(Next ques. Please…)

And last question

15. Beta what is your Age?
(Let me think)
Uncle, Dubara mat puchna… :p