JOKES ON CHARTED ACCOUNTANCY
CA ON HIS DEATH BED….
MY WIFE, ARE U HERE….??
YES DEAR….
MY SON, ARE U HERE??
YES DAD….
MY DAUGHTER, ARE U HERE..??
YES DAD….
MY ARTICLES, ARE U HERE…???
YES SIR….. KAMINEY FIR OFFICE ME KAUN HAI….??
SUBBARAO(FATHER): IF U FAIL IN CA EXAMS
AGAIN DON’T CALL ME DAD…..
AFTER FEW DAYS….
FATHER: HOW IS UR RESULT MY SON…??
SON: SORRY SUBBARAO, I FAILED AGAIN……
BANNER INFRONT OF CA COACHING CENTER “DRIVE SLOWLY, DON’T KILL OUR STUDENTS LEAVE THEM TO US”
TEACHER: OSAMA HAS 5 WIVES AND
20 CHILDREN, LALLO HAVE A 1 WIFE AND 9 CHILDREN
WHO IS BETTER…??
CASTUDENT: OSAMA NPV IS GOOD, BUT LALLO IRR IS BETTER.
ON A BOARD BEFOREA CHURCH
“GOD NEVER FAILS”
A CA STUDENT WENT NEAR TO BOARD AND WRITES BELOW IT(LIKE ME) “LET HIM TRY CA EXAM”
AND FINALLY
5 YEARS
50 LAWS
500 LECTURES
5000 PRACTICLES
50000 SECTIONS
500000 RULES
A NORMAL HUMAN BEING CANT DO IT… THE REMAINING ABNORMALS ARE CALLED CA’S…
BE PROUD TO BE A CHARTED ACCOUNTANT/STUDENT….
CHEERS………
Two friends died.
One a CA and another a Doctor.
They reached Yamaloka.
Yamraj: You both have committed same sins and both seems to have same merits.
So doctor will get 5 year in hell and
CA 2 years hell term.
Doctor asked Yama : Why I got 3 years more when our sins are equal
Yamraj : CA has already served 3 yr hell in articleship.
So he got less term.
Regards,
RAJESH CHOUDHARY
CAclubindia
