CA Humour (Jokes)

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CA Final
138 Points Joined August 2008

Hie friends....share funniest jokes, qoutes or comments about CA.......I'll start with:-

 

Always keep your CA question papers in your purse. Whenever u r in some big trouble, look at that question papers, you will feel that
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No other problem is bigger than this….:D
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On 17 June 2011 at 17:09 Report
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CA Final
138 Points Joined August 2008
Que: Hw many balls r dere in an over?

Ans: 6.

If dis were a CA qs d ans wud b wrong, & d examiner's comment wud b "students hv not understood d qs correctly.....
Ans :- Points to a lack of in-depth understanding & conceptual clarity on d subject. Correct ans is 1 ball which is delivered 6 times..........
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On 17 June 2011 at 17:11
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138 Points Joined August 2008
CASES AND THEIR TREATMENT ACCORDING

TO CONTRACT ACT - A TRIAL OF A LOVER:

1. "Jaan Main Tumhare Liye Asman Se Taaray Tod Launga."

Treatment: Impossible Act, Void Agreement.

2. "Tum To Meri Jaan Ho."

Treatment: Misrepresentation, Void Agreement.

3. "Main Saari Zindagi Tumse Pyar Karunga."

Treatment: Offer Made Without ConSideration, Void Agreement.

4. "Main Tumharey Bf Ko Jaan Se Mardunga."

Treatment: Offer Against Public Policy, Void Agreement.

5. "Tumhe Mujhse Shaadi Karni Hi Paregi."

Treatment: Offer Made By Coercion, Void Agreement.

DEKHA CONTRACT ACT KITNA SIMPLE BANA DIYA,...

JUST KIDDING,.;):P

HaHaHaHa
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On 17 June 2011 at 17:16
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CA Final
138 Points Joined August 2008
Imagine an audit report:
 
Dear stakeholders,
Financial Statements are responsibility of management..
on the basis of info provided to us we are of the opinion that
 
internal control kamjor hai,
loan ka jor hai,
management chor hai,
employees kaamchor hai,
creditors ka shor hai,
bad debts more hai,
hum auditors independent hai,
aur yahi AAS 4 ( four) hai........ :P :D :)
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On 17 June 2011 at 17:18
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CA IN PRACTICE
16719 Points Joined May 2011

hahahaha --  -- - - - - - - - -- - very funny

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On 17 June 2011 at 17:55
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Student
1935 Points Joined May 2011

Third was really awesome..

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On 17 June 2011 at 18:10
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CA Final
543 Points Joined May 2011
Yes third one was gud....
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On 17 June 2011 at 20:26
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CA
49 Points Joined July 2007

Good one bro......great endeavour to surface humour out of such a serious life of CAa

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On 05 July 2011 at 02:58
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CEO at Sequinox Business Advisories
4671 Points Joined July 2009

Too Good:-)

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On 05 July 2011 at 09:01
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CA Final
138 Points Joined August 2008

Difrent GFs fighting wid their BFs

Pilot's gf -ziyada ud mat samjha...

Teacher's gf - Mujhe mat sikhao samjhe...

Dentist's gf - Daat tod k hath me de dungi...

Engineer's gf - Hisaab se reh samjha, nhi to structure kharab kr dungi...

C.A.'S gf - Abe phle pas toh ho fir baat karna..... :P

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On 28 July 2011 at 13:36
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BCOM CA DISA
209 Points Joined February 2009

3 one of aas4 is gud

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On 28 July 2011 at 13:40
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CA Final
138 Points Joined August 2008

Kisi ne pucha "what is love?"
Hum thehre CA k student
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Samjha diya
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Love is a mutual contract between two parties of any organization and an interpersonal relationship between them that provides law of marginal utility to control each others personal, physical, financial & mental state with a emotionally conscious strategy which leads to strong emotional partnership !! :D

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On 28 July 2011 at 13:40
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CA Final
138 Points Joined August 2008
Ek baar ek C.A. student ke saamne JINI aata hai hai

aur as usual bolta hai "HUKUM MERE AAKA"

main aapki koi bhi teen wishes puri karunga...

C.A. STUDENT: kya baat kar rahe ho! sach main?

JINJI : han mere aaka...aap bas hukum karo....

C.A. STUDENT : toh meri 1st wish "MERI JAGAH C.A. TUM KAR LO"

JINI : mere aaka maine kaha hukum karo "MAJAK NAHI"
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On 28 July 2011 at 13:43
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CS
987 Points Joined October 2010

very funny

Now jokes khatm ho gaye kya

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On 28 July 2011 at 13:57
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Keep posting 

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On 28 July 2011 at 22:20


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