Awesome Sir.

Thanks for sharing.

Has hass ke ped dukne lag gayaa haha...Cool.

Regards,

RAJESH CHOUDHARY

last one toh sab ka baap hai.....

good one......

Originally posted by : CA.ViVeK M ACA
	3. Are you- Emotionally Numb? Romantically Starved? Creatively Challenged? Artistically Void? Socially Outcast? Congratulations You are a CA Studen   5.Never in Life Ask For....       1. A Child's Percentages          2. A Woman's age          3. A Man's WAGE      And The Most Important      Chartered accountant about his attempts in CA... :):):)         Bcoz a CA is a CA no matter what attempt he passes CA Exams.......   6. Why do Bride's Parent need to pay dowry in Marriage?   CA STUDENT: Because Excise Duty on Production is payable at the time of removal......

HAHAHAHAHAHA....... SUPERB SIR

REALLY NIC KEEP SHARING

In the past few years,

1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines * Scanner * Printer * Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software: * Microsoft Word * Microsoft Excel * Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 b short cuts:- * Ctrl+C * Ctrl+V * Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:- * Yes sir * Ok sir. * I'll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: - * Wake Up early * Sleep late * Continue to Work

6. I learnt to: - * Face Monday * Fight For 6 Days * Wait For Saturday

7. I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making * Phone Calls * Messages * Mails

8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:- * Birthday * New Year * Festivals

9. In last one year, People say:- * You Learnt... * You Earned... * You Enjoyed...

10. But when I compare me with my self... * I just Sustained... * I just Tolerated... * I just Survived... for bucks

11. I have survived:- * For convenience of my Family... * To avoid blame of Society... * To get tag of Employment...

Simply awesome