1. CA Course in various stage

CPT -Alpenlibe- Ji lalchaye raha na jaye.

IPCC -Mentos- Dimag ki batti jala de.

ARTICLES-Kinetic- Sabki hawa nikal de.

FINAL-Chlormint- Dubara mat poochna

2. Teacher: Osama has 5 wifes and 20 Children,

Laloo has 1 wife and 9 children. Who is better?

CA Student: Osama’s NPV is good but Laloo’s IRR is better.

3. Are you-

Emotionally Numb?

Romantically Starved?

Creatively Challenged?

Artistically Void?

Socially Outcast?

Congratulations You are a CA Student!!

4. Irritating audits, Fighting on stupid issues,

Everyday classes, Dangerous boss,

More expenditure, Less stipend,

People call it ARTICLESHIP, We call it LIFE.

5.Never in Life Ask For....   

   1. A Child's Percentages     

    2. A Woman's age     

    3. A Man's WAGE      And

The Most Important      Chartered accountant about his attempts in CA... :):):)       

 Bcoz a CA is a CA no matter what attempt he passes CA Exams.......

6. Why do Bride's Parent need to pay dowry in Marriage?

CA STUDENT: Because Excise Duty on Production is payable at the time of removal......