Brilliant answers by banta but the teacher gave him '0' mark

Q- In which battle did Tipu Sultan die? 
A- His last battle ! 

Q- Where was the declaration of independence signed? 
A- At the bottom of the page ! 

Q- What's the main reason for Divorce? 
A- Marriage! 

Q- river Ganges flows in which state? 
A- Liquid state ! 

Q- When was Mahatma Gandhi born? 
A- On his birthday ! 

Q- How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people? 
A- By preparing mango shake....