Brilliant answers

BRILLIANT ANSWERS BY A STUDENT WHO GOT 0% MARKS (as already guessed)


Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died?
Ans.- In his Last Battle..


Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..


Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce?
Ans.- Marriage..


Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State?
Ans.- Liquid State..


Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday..


Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

 

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Very funny. thanks for sharing.

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Lol graphics

Very Funny...................

 

Originally posted by : Anamikaa Shuklaa

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Nice one Anoop ji.....thanks for sharingyes

EVERY1 FOR YOUR REPLIES........

very funny :) :) :) :)

Mind blowing answers!!

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