Brilliant answers

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BRILLIANT ANSWERS BY A STUDENT WHO GOT 0% MARKS (as already guessed)


Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died?
Ans.- In his Last Battle..


Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..


Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce?
Ans.- Marriage..


Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State?
Ans.- Liquid State..


Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday..


Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

 

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Very funny. thanks for sharing.

A CA goes to an interview:
Interviewer :Let me check your word
Power...
CA: ok Sir .....
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite
of .....good.
CA: hmmmm..... Bad
Interviewer : Come
CA: Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
CA: Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
CA: UGLYYYYYYYYY..
Interviewer : Shut Up.
CA: Keep Talking.
Interviewer ok now stop these all..
CA: now carry on this all
Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho
ja..chupho
jaaaa
CA:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh
Interviewer :Areeee yaaar
CA: areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer : Get Out.
CA: Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
CA : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
CA: I m selected...Thank u thank u sir.
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hahaha........too funny...devilcrying

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Lol graphics

Very Funny...................

 

Originally posted by : Anamikaa Shuklaa

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Nice one Anoop ji.....thanks for sharingyes

EVERY1 FOR YOUR REPLIES........

very funny :) :) :) :)

Mind blowing answers!!


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