banner_ad

Brilliant answers

Humour & Banter 1665 views 11 replies

BRILLIANT ANSWERS BY A STUDENT WHO GOT 0% MARKS (as already guessed)


Q.1- In which battle did Tipu Sultan Died?
Ans.- In his Last Battle..


Q.2- Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
Ans.- At the Bottom of the Page..


Q.3- What is the Main Reason for Divorce?
Ans.- Marriage..


Q.4- Ganga Flows in which State?
Ans.- Liquid State..


Q.5- When was Mahatma Gandhi Born?
Ans.- On His Birthday..


Q.6- How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People?
Ans.- By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

 

Have a great day!!!!!

Replies (11)

Very funny. thanks for sharing.

A CA goes to an interview:
Interviewer :Let me check your word
Power...
CA: ok Sir .....
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite
of .....good.
CA: hmmmm..... Bad
Interviewer : Come
CA: Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
CA: Pichlli.
Interviewer : PICHLLIIIII?
CA: UGLYYYYYYYYY..
Interviewer : Shut Up.
CA: Keep Talking.
Interviewer ok now stop these all..
CA: now carry on this all
Interviewer :abe...chup ho ja..chup ho
ja..chupho
jaaaa
CA:abe bolta rah..bolta rah..bolta rahhh
Interviewer :Areeee yaaar
CA: areeee dushmannnnnn
Interviewer : Get Out.
CA: Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
CA : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
CA: I m selected...Thank u thank u sir.
balle balle aaaahhhhh aaahhh
yahooo yahoo...

hahaha........too funny...devilcrying

Heheheheheehehehehee..............

 

Lol graphics

Very Funny...................

 

Originally posted by : Anamikaa Shuklaa

Heheheheheehehehehee..............

 



Nice one Anoop ji.....thanks for sharingyes

EVERY1 FOR YOUR REPLIES........

very funny :) :) :) :)

Mind blowing answers!!


CCI Pro

Leave a Reply

Your are not logged in . Please login to post replies

Click here to Login / Register  

Company
23 May 2026
Account Executive

SMJ global advisors pvt ltd

New Delhi

B.Com

View Details
Company
Featured 26 May 2026
Account Executive

SMJ global advisors pvt ltd

New Delhi

B.Com

View Details
Company
24 May 2026
Accounts & Tax Executive

PARAS KHURANA AND CO

New Delhi

B.Com

View Details
Company
19 May 2026
Article, CA & Paid Assistant Positions

Aggarwal Sarawagi and Co

New Delhi

CA

View Details
Company
ARTICLESHIP 15 May 2026
Audit Assistant / Article Trainee / Intern

SSGS and Associates

Chennai

CA Inter

View Details
Company
16 May 2026
Audit clerk

mgirt & co

Bengaluru

CA Inter

View Details
Company
ARTICLESHIP 08 June 2026
Internal & Taxation Article

O P Bagla & Co LLP

New Delhi

CA Inter

View Details
Company
ARTICLESHIP 27 May 2026
CA Article Trainee

Rahul Dang & Associates-Chartered Accountants

Pune

CA Inter

View Details