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Boss is boss ... article is article -- humour

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A practicing chartered accountant and two of his article clerks are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I"ll give each of you just one wish."

"Me first! Me first!" says the Ram the first article clerk. "I wantto be in Goa driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."

Puff! he"s gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the Nitesh the second article clerk. "I want to be in Hawaaai relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life."

Puff! He"s gone.

"OK, you"re up," the Genie says to the Practicing Chartered Accountant.

The CA smiles and say, "I want those two back in the office after the lunch-time as due date is approaching soon." :D

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

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ONE MANAGEMENT LESSON 


A Turkey was chatting with a Bull.

"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the Turkey, "but I haven"t got the energy." "Well, why don"t you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the Bull. They"re packed with nutrients."

The Turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave her enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, she reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the Turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree..

She was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot her out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won"t help you stay there for long.

Awesome! :) I really needed the laughter. Thanks for sharing.

Fantastic One and Very Humorous ! Second one was really nice. :)

excellent                                                                                                    

Har ek boss zaroori hota he........hehe :P

Second one is also good.....

EXCELLENT

KEEP SHARING

LOL ! :D


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