Bijness is bijness

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One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds…

I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said "David",

The Buddhist boy said "Gautama Buddha" and the Muslim boy said "Mohammed".

They all were not successful.

Finally, a Rajasthani boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I'll give you the 10 pounds that I promised."

As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know Jignesh, since you're a Hindu Rajasthani; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jignesh replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but Bijness is Bijness!!!!! !

 

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On 22 December 2011 at 08:16 Report
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??? how z it?

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On 22 December 2011 at 11:53
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greatone, first of all I wondered, an Irish, scottish, jewish, budhhist, muslim, and even hamre rajasthani bhi.. all are studying in that school, where is that school?, ..... Thankyou for sharing,

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On 22 December 2011 at 12:26
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surprise

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On 22 December 2011 at 15:26
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Really awesome..loved it.. intelligent boy.

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On 22 December 2011 at 16:37
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Jai Ho

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On 22 December 2011 at 16:58
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Vry Nice..............

Really Great...........

Keep Sharing..

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On 26 December 2011 at 12:05
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wish you all cci members a very happy new calendar year...

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On 31 December 2011 at 07:51
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Really Great................

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On 31 December 2011 at 16:47
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hahahaha......intelligent tha woh kiddo

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On 14 January 2012 at 15:42
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Haan bhai, where is this school?? School where you get Rs 800 to answer one question, humare India mein to 100 rupiye teacher ko de do, aur semester mein 100/100...just kidding. Keep Sharing...!!

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On 17 January 2012 at 14:38
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VERY NICE...........hahaha..............

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On 17 January 2012 at 22:35


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