Bijness is bijness

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds…

I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."

The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."

Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."

The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."

Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said "David",

The Buddhist boy said "Gautama Buddha" and the Muslim boy said "Mohammed".

They all were not successful.

Finally, a Rajasthani boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."

The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I'll give you the 10 pounds that I promised."

As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know Jignesh, since you're a Hindu Rajasthani; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."

Jignesh replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but Bijness is Bijness!!!!! !

 

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Replies (11)

??? how z it?

greatone, first of all I wondered, an Irish, scottish, jewish, budhhist, muslim, and even hamre rajasthani bhi.. all are studying in that school, where is that school?, ..... Thankyou for sharing,

surprise

Really awesome..loved it.. intelligent boy.

Jai Ho

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Vry Nice..............

Really Great...........

Keep Sharing..

wish you all cci members a very happy new calendar year...

Really Great................

hahahaha......intelligent tha woh kiddo

Haan bhai, where is this school?? School where you get Rs 800 to answer one question, humare India mein to 100 rupiye teacher ko de do, aur semester mein 100/100...just kidding. Keep Sharing...!!

VERY NICE...........hahaha..............

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